Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Breakdown

STRESS =  FORCE per unit AREA

 

FORCE inversely proportional to TIME (from now to exam)

 

TIME = FOUR weeks from this very day

 

The clock is ticking...

 

Mind feels tired everyday.

 

Just recovered from burnt out.

 

Burning out again.

 

What the hell...

 

Sianz.

 

 

A little joke quoted from Lian He Zao Bao:

 

What will 2 men and 1 woman do if they are stranded on an deserted island?

 

Ans. It depends on their nationality.

 

Italians -

The 2 men will kill each other for the woman.

 

Americans - 

The 2 men will share the woman.

 

French -

The 2 men will kill the woman.

 

Singaporean - 

Nothing will happen. There is no instruction from the government.

 

Taiwanese -

A man and the woman will run for president and vice president. The other man will form the oppostion.

 

******

 

Feeling better. Back to work.

 

 

Disclaimer: This joke does NOT reflect what I feel about people of the countries mentioned, except one.

 

 

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