Friday, October 7, 2005

Time Machine

An exciting new scientific breakthrough!  


TIME MACHINES are not a fantasy anymore. It's now a REALITY!!!


 

This is yet another invention by the renowned genius Professor Koh. Here is a description of the time machine:

 

It is a solid (colours customizable) with a rectangular-shaped man-sized flat surface that is about knee height. Users just have to lie on it, and during peak performances, the Time Machine fast forward time such that about 5 - 8 hours flash past within a blink of the eyes! One moment it is 3 am, the next moment it is 9 am!

 

However, the Time Machine don't always fast forward time so smoothly. In fact, most of the time, as Professor Koh personally experiences nowadays, the Time Machine fast forward time in jerks of 3 hours, break 5 minutes, and then another 3 hours.

 

Sometimes, the Time Machine even slows time down! This rare phenomenon of time slowing down is classified as the A-Problem. And as Professor Koh measured, when this happened, only 60 minutes have passed in the Time Machine when 1 hour has actually passed in the real world.

 

(Professor Koh often has headaches over this A-Problem as he wrecked his brain to solve it when it occured.)

 

Currently, Professor Koh is reseaching on how to reverse time now that he has discovered the secret to fast forward time. Hopefully we can see him making another breakthrough in his research in the near future.

 

He needs more time!

 

 

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