Random stuff from the net

Split Personality 

A: - Hi 

B: - Hi

A: - I have a split personality!

B:  - Hmmm...

A: - I have one too! 

B:  (wtf!)

 

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I Am Legend (Will Smith)- Alternate Ending

 

   

 

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Loveless - From Final Fantasy Crisis Core

 

Prologue

When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end

The goddess descends from the sky

Wings of light and dark spread afar

She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

 

Act I

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess

We seek it thus, and take it to the sky

Ripples form on the water’s surface

The wandering soul knows no rest.

 

Act II

There is no hate, only joy

For you are beloved by the goddess

Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

 

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul

Pride is lost

Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

 

Act III

My friend, do you fly away now?

To a world that abhors you and I?

All that awaits you is a somber morrow

No matter where the winds may blow

 

My friend, your desire

Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

 

Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return

 

Act IV

My friend, the fates are cruel

There are no dreams, no honor remains

The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

 

My soul, corrupted by vengeance

Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey

In my own salvation

And your eternal slumber

 

Legend shall speak

Of sacrifice at world’s end

The wind sails over the water’s surface

Quietly, but surely

 

Act V

Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return

To become the dew that quenches the land

To spare the sands, the seas, the skies

I offer thee this silent sacrifice

 

 

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Empty Your Cup

 

(This is the story where the scene from Forbidden Kingdom originate from.)

 

A university professor went to visit a famous Zen master. While the master quietly served tea, the professor talked about Zen. The master poured the visitor's cup to the brim, and then kept pouring. The professor watched the overflowing cup until he could no longer restrain himself. "It's overfull! No more will go in!" the professor blurted.

 

"You are like this cup," the master replied, "How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"