Thursday, June 23, 2005

Day of departure

I changed the background of this page. Looks brighter isn't it? I guess you all can't see the background, but it's a picture of bamboos. Bamboos make me think of pandas, and pandas make me think of China, the place I'm going to! But that's not the reason I change the background. I change it simply because I think it's too dark, and MSN spaces make it easy for me to change it! Most probably I'll change the background every now and then. =) Added a few more sections to my blogsite. Looks more sophisticated now. I'm pleased. 

My flight is MU544 at 0055 tonight, so the title of this entry is not very accurate. But well, who cares? Anwz I'm all set and ready to go! ... Is it me or this background?? Somehow I don't feel excited at all. Maybe green makes people feel more calm. Going to change the background when I come back.  

Btw, I've been thinking of my story no. 2 le. Haha... Suddenly I find myself love to write things, even though there's no audience. I haven't think of the plot yet, but it's going to consist of things I most interested in. The keywords are magician, drugs, poker cards, universe, psychology, illusions, thief, coins, tarot, ghost, sleights of hand, subconcious, black, envelope, spy, guild, physics. How will you link these words together to form a story?

I will try to think of a story on my trip, hopefully there will be something interesting created. Now I'm feeling more excited! Wow! Going to Shanghai! Sure to take lots of beautiful pictures with my new eh siu camera! Finally a chance to test out my photography skills. Going to do lots of shopping also!

Cya in 8 days time!

 

 

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Afterword

Okie, back to the real world. Finally step out my first step to be come a writer (坐家), most probably my last step though. =P For me I'll give my story a 2 to 5/2 stars. Not a very great mark, but the result is not important, what matters is the process. I had great fun brainstorming for ideas to add into my story and fooling around with Lan Yu (and 'myself').

A little background on the story. Goh Lan Yu  is inspired by Ubik. However, if you all realise, I've gotten most of my ideas from Sophie's World , only the ending is a tiny bit similar to Ubik. Therefore this story is not quite original. But, well, I admit I'm not a original or creative person. I'm a just a postmodern person.

Another thing, if you read the story closely enough (which I doubt anyone will, coz even I don't), you will realise there are quite a few indiscrepencies throughout the story. Not that I purposely make it that way, just that the 'future' I choose for Lan Yu sometimes rendered the 'past' invalid. For example, Lan Yu's dreams of 'me' supposedly serve a purpose. I was thinking of incorporating Lao Zi's "When I dreamt of a butterfly, is it I who dreamt of the butterfly, or is it the butterfly who dreamt of me" philosophy in the story. However in the end, the idea is not used, but I was too lazy to edit the 'past' already. Maybe it'll demostrate the fact better that, in the world I created, anything can happened. =P

(Ok ok, I'm just lazy.)

Anwz, I was thinking, if I want to get rich by writing, writing novels requires too much brain power le. If I'm going to write, maybe I'll write self-help books. =)

 

 

Goh Lan Yu (Part 3)


Lan Yu quickly copy and paste the address into her Internet Explorer and wait for the page to load, hands trembling. After a few seconds, the page finally finished loading and facing her is the most recent blog entry, titled:


 


Goh Lan Yu


 


She feels a jolt to her head, but she struggles to read on.


 


'The setting of the story is present day, 2005 as I write this, or whatever era is it when you read this, Singapore...'


 


As she continues, Lan Yu feels that she's looking at someone's discontinued life from JC to this present moment. This person and this life seems familiar. This person is her, this life is her life!


 


Head starting to ache...


 


Suddenly, she has a feeling that someone else is looking at her and her life. Then she realises that someone is also her.


 


Dizzy...


 


As Lan Yu looks into her screen, she can feel an infinite number of hers looking at herselves, and the world begin to spins.


 


Darkness.


 


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At this point of time, this joker, Jiefeng, also know as Intercept Wind, was at his Woodlands HDB in his room listening to 933 and writing his blog/short story. This point of time: 20 Jun 2005, 10.17pm. He is laughing and feeling quite please with himself. Laughing because he thinks the story he writes is damn cock. Feeling quite please because he is finally almost finish with the story.


 


Actually, he has thought of lots of small and interesting scenes to be put into his story. One of the scenarios is that he wants to tell Lan Yu through MSN that though he's 'God', creator, writer or whatever, he's a slacker. In fact, he's so slack that Lan Yu's world only consists of Lan Yu, the things in her room, and lastly, her room. Lan Yu walks to the door and hesitates. Eventually she summons enough courage and opens the door. Emptiness, darkness, nothing. The living room she was familiar with isn't there...


 


Aaaaahhhhhh!


 


Jiefeng thinks that this scene would describe his personality pretty well. However he can't think of how to continue from there, so in the end he has no choice but to use the current 'see his blog' ending. Still, he thinks that the scene is quite good, if only he can include it in the story somehow. Add some 'parallel universes' element, perhaps?


 


Anyway, he's still laughing at his own cock story, though he feels a bit guilty also. Maybe he's a bit too mean to put Lan Yu through so much torment, since she's his HC 'junior' after all. Well, too bad he can't think of a happier ending.


 


Finally, he's going to end the story here, so as not to bore his reader to death, if they were not bore to death already. After he clicks the 'Publish Entry' button, he decides to go kitchen to get a drink. However, when he opens the door of his air-conditioned room, he can't believe his eyes. Outside his room, where the living room supposed to be, there is...


 


Emptiness, darkness, nothing.


 

 

Goh Lan Yu (Part 2)

Block Rain?? Lan yu was surprised. This is not the nickname she used normally. Normally she use Blue Feather. Block Rain. A nickname given to her by her JC GP teacher. She can still remember the day, when she introduced herself as Lan Yu on the very first GP lesson. The teacher suddenly smiled and replied, "Block Rain ah?" Lan Yu was stunned and puzzled for a few seconds before she realised that it's her name's direct translation. An innovative nickname, but it sucks.

 

"Who are you? How do you know my nick? This nick."

 

"Who I am is not important. Let me ask you a question. Do you find something strange in your world? Like... me appearing in your dreams, you don't remember your life, or sometimes, time seems to stop?"

 

"What the heck are you talking about??" Lan Yu is getting more and more uneasy about this funny guy, this guy who comes out of nowhere.

 

"Can you guess why?" The boy smiles. Even though Lan Yu can't see him, somehow she knows he's smiling. "You are nothing but my figment of my imagination. You, and the world around you."

 

"Who do you think you're? God? I don't believe you."

 

"You've read Sophie's World  before, don't you? You should know George Berkeley."

 

Of course Lan Yu has read Sophie's World  before. She loves to read novels, and Sophie's World  is one of the more well-known novels presently. However, some may argue that it's actually a philosophy textbook in disguise, hence the name Sophie's World. Anyway, having the exceptional ability of photographic memory, Lan Yu had the whole 'textbook' memorised. As a result, George Berkeley is no stranger to her. He was an Irish philosopher who lived from 1685 to 1753. He was the first who questioned the reality of the material world. He argued that even though you can see the table, feel the table, it doesn't mean that the table exist. The image and the feeling of the table you saw and felt may be nothing more than a thought, a mental illusion. In short, he denied that existence of the material world beyond the human mind. It's the central idea of stories like Matrix and Sophie's World.

 

Actually in Lan Yu's opinion, Sophie's World  is more than a philosophy textbook, it's a work of a creative genius! The story is about a girl named Sophie, who is actually a fictional character in a book written by Hilde's father in the real world. When Sophie learnt from Alberto that their world is simply created by Hilde's father, they tried to escape into the real world. They almost succeed in the end. After Lan Yu finished the book, she thought it's quite ironical for Sophie to escape into the real world, since both her world and Hilde (and her father's)'s world are both created by Jostein Gaader. At that time, she was also wondering maybe the world as she knows it may be created by someone else.

 

Then it strikes a chord. What if...

 

"How do I know you are not a figment of my imagination instead? Or some joker from the net?" Lan Yu cannot believe, refused to believe.

 

"Will you take the Red pill or the Blue pill?"

 

Lan Yu senses that at another part of the world, or another world, this joker is laughing at her. He knew what her answer will be long before she answers. "Red."

 

"Red, the truth. Haha, as expected, or should I say, as I've written?" Lan Yu is very miserable now. This guy is having fun, at her expense.

 

"Go to this website, and you'll know the truth.
http://spaces.msn.com/members/fengyanfengyu/

It's my blog =)"

 

(To be continued...)

 

 


 

Monday, June 20, 2005

Goh Lan Yu (Part 1)


The setting of the story is present day, 2005 as I write this, or whatever era is it when you read this, Singapore. Anyway, it doesn't matter. The main character of this story is a girl, 165cm, shoulder length hair, looks a bit bookish with her specs but otherwise not bad looking. An ordinary girl in all aspects.


 


Her name is Goh Lan Yu, 吴蓝羽.


 


Currently her 'occupation' is student. NTU business year 1 student to be exact. She graduated from HwaChong and St Nicolas Secondary. Being the last batch of students to graduate from HwaChong Junior College, she was both glad and sad. Glad because she graduated just in time to be considered a 高中生. Sad because her beloved school has changed its name to something unbelievably stupid - 华侨中学. But no matter what, she is still extremely proud of her school. Anyway, it has been more than a year, she has long since put this issue out of her mind. She has more important things to worry about than this.


 


(Did I say the setting of this story is whatever time you read this? You must be wondering that if you read this in 2006, or 2007, or 2008 etc, how can there be anyone who graduated from HC just before it change name in 2004 and still be in year 1 in, say, 2008?? Did she da bao? The answer is no. Her IQ is 149, and that means she's extrordinarily smart. Why then? Well as I said, it doesn't matter. There's no answer to every questions in the universe. Please read on.)


 


Lan Yu has just finished her special sem exam on HP101: An Introduction to Psychology. By right she should be going out with friends and enjoying herself. Yet recently she feels that there's something wrong with her brain. Sometimes she feels that time has suddenly fast forward a great deal or just paused suddenly.


 


Take for example, just a minute ago, while she was typing her blog, she felt that world has paused for about 3 seconds. She messages her friends on msn (some in China), but none of them say they feel anything different.


 


Then it seems to her that she's suffering from dissociative amnesia. A term she learnt from her psychology lessons, meaning memory loss caused be extensive psychological stress. She doesn't remember anything from her St Nicks or Hwa Chong days other than the fact that she graduated from there. In fact, she can't really remember anything before yesterday. She just knows that she had taken a psychology exam a few days ago and she felt strange. It is as if she is jus... there, recently. But then she doesn't really care about it. Maybe her illness is better termed as dissociative fugue.


 


However, what worries her most is that, for most of the nights these days, she keep dreaming of a boy, about the same age as her, maybe slightly older, trying desparately to tell her something. Although in her dreams she tried very hard to understand what he's saying, she just can't. What he says is all rubbish.


 


And wierdest thing is, sometimes, when she's chatting on msn, she receives messages from the boy. The boy whose msn is not in her address book. The boy in her dreams!


 


(How did she know the msg is from the boy in her dreams? I've no idea, although the boy only put the picture of Kakashi as his display picture, she just knows.)


 


And in this very moment, just a few minutes after she finished asking her friends about the world stopping phenomenon, she hears the familiar tone of a new incoming message:


 


"Hello Block Rain!"


 


(To be continued...)


 

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Ramblings...

Ramblings... I found that there's a certain seduction in writing one's day to day activities (which no one is interested)... seduction of the dark side. Thoughts are generated everyday every minute every second. And a blogger'll want to pen those thoughts down. I was thinking if it is possible that one day, every single topic in the universe has been written such that there there isn't anything else to write anymore. Then I think the answer is no. When this happen, people will write about the fact that every single topic in the universe has been written. And this will go on and on...

Ramblings... Yesterday is the last day of ACCA invilgilation. Another temp job ended. More 过客s flashed pass...

Ramblings... Finally found the way to enlarge the font of this stupid blog space. 1st, you must copy your entry to the Wordpad. Then you change the size of the font. Then you copy and paste back to the writing area of the blog space. Stupid MSN spaces. Can't be bothered for this entry.

Ramblings... There are quite a few posts you can do in the ACCA invilgilation. Classroom IC - very busy for the 1st hour, taking attendence, checking their id etc etc. Then looking at the same class of pple for 2 more hours. You suffered for 2 hrs. Corridor IC - supposedly the best job. Do nothing for the 1st hour, and the subsequent hours also. You suffered for 3 hrs, unless you have other corridor ics to chat with. Classroom relief - 1st hour break. Substitude classroom ics at 30 mins interval after the 1st hour. Different people to look at. More chances of finding a chio candidate in the class. Best job, I think.

Ramblings... Thought about the various ways to get rich when I was doing classroom relief. Business. Stock/futures. Real estate. Network marketing. Write books. One fine day I'll be as famous as J K Rowling... Dreaming...

Ramblings... How would you feel when you know that your OC in camp is your uni friend's girl friend? 

Ramblings... KTV. Had a fun time yesterday! Actually I like to sing. Too bad my voice not good. Dunno many songs also. However, I find that people in ktv is unusually tolerant of bad singing. So I can sing as bad as I can.

Ramblings... Yeah! Finally finalise the final plan to go Shanghai le!

Ramblings... Timetable planning is a chore. However just found out that going into some stupid programme can make your life easier in uni.  At least you don't have to fight with others during subject registration. Wow!

Ramblings... Like real! A friend in this stupid programme can't even get a single core subject.

Ramblings... Things to do in the hols:

  • Finish my Goh Lan Yu story today
  • Go Shanghai on Thurs
  • Swim or run everyday, after I come back from Shanghai
  • Study my prescribe elective in advance
  • Piece a 1000/500 pieces jigsaw
  • Find and read Frank Herbert's Dune
  • Work, perhap?
  • Learn programming, perhaps?

 

 

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Follow the movement of ants

Duration: about 30 minutes

Props: an anthill

Effect: reflective  

 

We've all done it, but it still works. To spend a bit of time observing a column of ants is thought-provoking. Attend to their dogged regularity. And note, even if you've done so a hundred times before, how they follow each other, pass each other, construct the regularly moving tread of their passage. Grasp the general design of their journeys, with their tiny individual variations and momentary turning back. Spot the weary heroisms and the implausible ferryings.

And then take up those banal reflections everyone has already made. Ask yourself how such a life is to be conceived. Ponder the idea of a biological community, of a society without language. Perplex yourself with imagining an unhuman city. Gulp in front of the depiction of an organism made up of a multiplicity of individuals.

Finally, try and imagine yourself as an ant. Pushing a breadcrumb, crossing a pebble, moving around a piece of broken glass. How do you know where you are going? What task you're meant to be accomplishing? Are you hungry? What does that mean? What are you thinking about? And what does that mean? What's it like - being an ant?

You know these questions have no answers. There do exist parallel worlds, opaque to each other, non-communicating, and we are really in error when we speak of a single universe. Planet Ant is not Human Earth. It's not included within it, hardly situated within it. You will conclude that the plurality of worlds exists under our nose, is always there, and we still don't really understand the first thing about it, the why and wherefore.

In short you will find that the ants provoke in us no new ideas, and certainly no interesting ones.

 

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This blog page finally got its 1st comment!! It's by .(fullstop) and it says 'You sucks', directed to my last entry.

Sometime I'm really amazed by the plurality of worlds that exist, even among us humans.

I've no need of comments by a punctuation mark, so I've deleted the comment. But I'm happy that at least something is reading my blog. Keep it up!

 

 

Monday, June 13, 2005

13rd of June 2005

What am I doing recently?? With so many 'date entries', am I starting to write a diary? I don't want to turn my blog into a diary! But maybe there's something worth noting down in 13rd of June.

I looove making new friends, despite being an introvert (according to Carl Jung's personality test). And I made quite a few yesterday during the Adventure Trail Challenge, working as a helper. The most notable one is Xin Yi (Sim Yee). She was publicity in-charge in ODAC (publicity, what a familiar name), and also the driver in charge of ferrying us around. What's extrordinary not that she's a female driver, though it's quite rare. What's even rarer is that she's one year younger than me and she's driving a lorry! And she's as confident with the lorry as I'm confident with a sedan, which is quite confident. Girls nowadays are as good as boys in many areas that boys are traditionally known to be better at.

Later then I learnt that she's from HC, a pleasant surprise! I'm always doubly happy when I meet someone from HC, since I'm in a HC-deprived environment. She's from 01S79. Anyone I know from 79?

Anwz, one day has passed, ATC is over. Though she's one girl I 欣赏 quite a lot, I'm starting to forget her name. I guess within a year, if I meet her somewhere again, I think she will be nothing more than a familiar face, but a stranger nonetheless. I realised long ago that friendships have half-lifes. Maintaining friendship is very important. However there is another element that's very important, that is 'common ground'. If you've no common ground, it's hard maintain friendship even if you want to. Then it all goes down to 缘分. If there is, you'll become friends again sometime in future. If not...

过客 n. 1. someone notable who was once in your life, but not anymore. (The person must be notable, if not he/she will not even be considered as 过客 )

I wish there ain't so 过客 many in my life. Some of them were once very good friends.

Ramble again, just like an old man. Anwz yesterday was quite enjoyable, working with friends, old and new, go MacRitchie Resevoir 'hiking' for 2 hrs, 'holland' (n. 1. a country in Europe adj. 2. lost one's way 3. did not reach one's intended destination) on a straight track, drive a lorry for 10mins, sitting behind the lorry feeling the wind, go east coast walk walk, ride bike, trying to pick lock etc etc. Tired but happy, to use a primary school student phrase. =)

PS. A space of 3 days, 2 HC juniors, 1 very old friend, the other very new, different thoughts on friendship.

 

 

Friday, June 10, 2005

10th of June 2005

Yesterday was a truely enjoyable day. Watched Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with 2 old friends Youjie and Chioboo. Hitchhiker is a very interesting show, quite 另类 , also quite 无厘头, basically I enjoyed watching it. Strongly recommended. 15/4 stars.

'Chatted through the night' after the movie at Starbucks until 11 pm, also very enjoyable. (Pardon me for my limited vocab =) However, I felt very strongly that deciding to chat at Starbucks until 11pm was a very wrong move... 1 hr after I tried to sleep at 1230.

According to my psychology textbook, caffaine is a stimulant which present in coffee and chocolate, both of which happen to present in my ice blended mocha. Anwz, knowing that I was suffering from insomnia, I woke up and finished reading my novel: Ubik by Philips. K. Dick. This book is terribly exciting and mind provoking. The author is a genius! The story is as mind provoking as the Matrix and Sophie's World. And just as exciting (as the Matrix I mean)! And it's written in 1969, way before Sophie's World and the Matrix.

Recently read another book by Dan Brown (author of Da Vinci's Code) called Angels and Demons. Also very exciting, a very good book to read, but compared to Ubik, it pales. Coz Dan Brown's books are just typical detective stories with lots of arts and symbols inside. I quite like Dan Brown though, because his books are easy to read and you get into story fast, unlike books by Philips K Dick. Reading his books is like looking at 3D drawings. You have to stare very hard at the drawing for quite sometime before you get the picture. The picture is usually mavellous, but it can be quite fustrating at times.

Btw if you don't known who's Philips K Dick, he's famous for his Minority Report and Blade Runner.

Ok, where was I? Yup, exciting and thought provoking. Since the novel is so damn exciting and thought provoking, naturally I still couldn't sleep after I finished the book. Damned. As I was lying on the bed I was thinking, since Philips K Dick, the Wachowski brothers and Jostein Gaader can come out with such interesting stories, why can't I?? Hence Goh Lan Yu was borned while I was half asleep and half awake...

Haha I've finished the 1st part of the short story, so full of shit... although I think that the story is so rubbish that no one will read it, but I've my fun doing something creative. Indulge me if you're feeling very bored and full of free time by reading my story and give comments. It's free of charge anwz. =P

 

 

Meet up with an old friend

Duration: 2 to 3 hours

Props: a friend from the past

Effect: chronological

 

This is an experiment which can be carried out at different ages, and it takes on a different colouring depending on where one is in life. Children who haven't seen each other for 2 or 3 years scarcely recognize each other, even if they are old enough to remember and have played a lot together. 'It's Anthony, isn't it? Do you remember him? Yes you do... It's Marion, look, she's got the same eyes!' Embarrassed smiles, avoidance of eye contact. They'll get to know each other, but remember nothing, or almost nothing, and the little they do remember is a blur.

In adolescence, when one hasn't seen a friend for a long while, the experience is both amusing and disturbing. The mixture of amusement and uneasiness comes from the fact that features remembered clearly are now accompanied by breasts, and hair, and everything else that is growing in those years. You see you smaller selves in grown-up bodies. And that's bizarre.

Adults can go for longer. Ten, tewnty, thirty years without seeing one another. The anticipation in the restaurant or the cafe, wondering if you'll recognize each other and in what guise, with what wrinkles, all the wear of time. It's a rare mixture of apprehension and tenderness, and you scarcely know whether the apprehension is for yourself or for the other. The tendency is likewise.

And the strange incredulity with which - having recognized the other instantly (how? the eyes? the smile?) - you scrutinize those ravages of time. The other person has aged, clearly. You too, as you're aware, though you can't see it. And then, in a strangely moving way, time's terrible passage hits you with a sudden dread, obliquely, as you suspect that you, also...

 

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I've wanted to do the above philosopical experiment when I met an old friend yesterday whom I never see for a year. But surprisingly the experiment didn't work leh. She still as 蹦蹦跳跳 as before =P Maybe we won't change that much in one year. Or maybe we're more at ease when we're together with old friends. Maybe it just shows that we're still young! Something we need to treasure, a lot a lot.

 

 

Saturday, June 4, 2005

Consider humanity to be an error

Duration: about one hour

Props: none

Effect: bracing

 

How often have we been told that we are exceptional! Centre of the world, children of God, universal conciousness, intelligence, language beings, spirit of science, vector of progress. Our existence has been so celebrated by myths, religions, philisophies, that it's hard to comprehend our failures, our vileness, our interminable wars and our endless filth. Naturally, there has beenany amount of special pleading, to explain our fall, our malediction, outwo-facedness.

There's a way of experimenting with a more radical form of disillusionment, which is doubtless more beneficial. Rid yourself of anything that resembles a meaning to our exixtence. Consider humnaity as a result of pure chance, a mistake, a biological accident. It developed without order, on some lost pebble in some small benighted corner. One day it will disappear for ever, unremembered and unmourned. For the tens of thousands of years of its survival, our species stagnated.Then it multiplied unreasonably, and plundered its own habitat. And before disappearing, it will have charged to its account a weight of suffering both unimaginable and futile, massacres and famines, enslavements and tyrennies.

Take a clear-eyed look at this absurb and violent species. Confront its lack of justification and ephemeral, irrational existence. Train yourself to endure this vision of humanity as fundamentally meaningless and futureless. For against this background of unmeaning and horror, every sublime thing shines out the more as a matchless gift. Perfect music, unforgettable paintings, the glory of cathedrals, grief-stricken poems, lovers' laughter... Such are the endless surprising fruits of this aberration that is to us.

 

From 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life by Roger-Pol Droit

 

 

Sunday, May 29, 2005

The Crocodile

A mother is watching her  child playing by the banks of the Zambezi when to her horror a crocodile graps him by his legs. The woman exclaims and begs (in crocodile languange) the crocodile to take pity.

"All right," says the croc, "I'll give you a fair chance. I'll let your brat go free if you guess what's going to happen next! If you guess wrong, I'll gobble your boy up!"

At this, the woman thinks she has a chance. After thinking carefully, she replies confidently.

 

But why is the crocodile smirking?

 

 

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This problem is similar to the Hanging Judge problem. It comes in 2 parts. What did the mother say? Why is the croc smirking? The 1st question should be chicken feet for ya.

The mother, hoping to trap the croc in a paradox, asked, "You'll gobble my boy up, isn't it?"

However, the cunning croc just smirk. "It takes a lot to outsmart a crocodile, you know?"

The hopeful mother overlooked one thing. Unlike the problem in The Hanging Judge, the paradox is not complete. The crocodile can gobble the child as long as it gobble the mother first.

 

 

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Play the fool

After the mind-killing explanation of the Liar Paradox, let's have something light before we engage in other puzzles (I've quite a few more). How about a philosophical experiment?

 

Duration: 30 to 40 years

Props: a complex society

Effect: joyful

 

How did court jesters amuse themselves, when there were jesters and people had a riotous good time? They made fun of one and all, and had no time for rules and conventions. They talked too loudly and laughed at all the wrong things. Defying expectation was their destiny. They could shake up people and conventions. Nomadic and subversive, they wandered roads and crossed rivers, weaving in and out betweem etiquette and obligation. They overturned holy images, parodied the sacraments and mock the authority of the Church.

Let us do likewise. Make yourself into own critic, journalist, writer, novelist, film maker, musician, drummer - something of the kind. Something out of step. Do everything you can to make waves. Don't dream of changing the course of history, just sow a little chaos around you. Disorganise plans, create surprises, confound predictions. Live stubbornly within your society, without at heart acquiescing to it.

Obviously you have to submit to certain norms and forces. You might even have to crawl, out of prudence, cowardice or even sheer cheek, in front of Mr Big or other. Tell yourself that it's unimportant. Give way, kow-tow tactically, from time to time, if you are absolutely certain that something within you is resolute and unbending.

Take care to leave yourself room to manoeuvre, over a long period. Act slantwise. Move like a bishop in chess - systematically diagonal. Walk crablike and crossways. Day in day out, meeting no resistance. Make it a habit to seek out at least appropriate, most incongruous answer to any question. Apply it from time to time, and see what happens.

The longest and hardest thing about playing the fool is arriving at the realization that nothing is serious. Occupy the horizon, that the point of convergence where absolutely everything becomes, in a sense, laughable: existence, death, humanity, love, the universe, ants, writing, money, careers, bodies, thought, politics. Among other things. Not forgetting laughter itself, and hilarity, and court jesters.

=)

 

From 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life by Roger-Pol Droit

 

 

Friday, May 27, 2005

Solution to the Liar Paradox

Remember the Hanging Judge entry, which uses the Liar Paradox concept? Liar Paradox is generally credited to the Greek philosopher Epimenides. It asks us to consider the man who says, "What I say is false.", or "All men are liars" etc. I happened to stumble upon the solution to this paradox in a book I'm reading and I'll share it with all of ya. It's a bit chim though, but I'll put it as simply as possible.

 

(After writing the explanation, I'll rate this explanation as VERY chim, since I took 2 days to fully absorb it. You can take it as a challenge to see whether you can understand the explaination =)

 

The problem is solved by Jon Barwise and John Etchemendy who applied techniques of situation theory in 1986. (mai siao siao) The real root of the problem is an unacknowledged context. It's similar to the conflict between a American who thinks June is a summer month and a Australian who think June is a winter month. It all depends on context. Let me elaborate using algebra.

 

Let the what the man say be P (for proposition),

P = [What I say is false]

therefore, P = [P  is false] - eqn (1)

 

Now, to when we state whether a proposition is true (or not), we must take into account the context.

Assuming P  is true in context (which is the context in which the statement is uttered),

substitute eqn (1), we get

[P  is false] is also true in context C

This contradict our initial assumption!

 

Since there is a contradiction when we assume P  is true in context C , the ONLY logical explaination is that the statement is false. That's what get us into a dilemma. But wait a minute. What's the context for this statement?? Let's see what happen if we assume P is false in context C.

 

Assuming P  is false in context C ,

substitute eqn (1), we get

[P  is false] is false in context C

ie. P  is true in context C

This also contradict our initial assumption!

 

From the 1st assumption (of P  is true in context C), we conclude that P  MUST be false since the 1st assumption leads to contradiction. However we do not know the context in which P  is false. So we assume (P  is false in context C). However this 2nd assumption is also wrong since it also leads to contradiction. So the only conclusion is that P  is false, but NOT in context C.

 

The above is the gist of the whole problem, if you cannot understand, maybe this will be of some help:

If a person in country X says truthfully that June is a winter month, we know X is Australia. X is the context of the true statement. If the statement is false, X CANNOT also be Australia. 

 

To put it 'simply', in saying "What I say is false", the person is saying making a claim that refers (implicitly) to a particular context C, the context in which this sentence is uttered. If the claim is true, then it's true in context C, but it leads to a contradiction. So it must be false! But the context for making the observation that the claim is false cannot be C, since if it was, then that too leads to a contradiction. That means the person is making a false statement. However, the fact that the statement is false cannot be asserted in the same context C.

 

Frankly speaking, I was very confused myself when I wrote the book's explanation. Now I finally (think I)  understood. Actually what it's trying to say is that:

 

This damn stupid statement is neither true nor false in the context in which it was uttered. However, the statement is false when taken out of context (whatever rubbish that means). Pay attention to the context!!! Problem solved.

 

Hope you all can understand the explanation. Any disagreement or anything you don't understand please voice up. 

 

Solution from Goodbye Descartes  by Keith Devlin

 

PS. Finally the Liar Paradox is put to rest and we've no more rubbish about Liar Paradox in JF's blog again. *Heaving a sigh of relieve* Haha, you must be thinking this, but you're wrong...

 

 

Praise to Geoge Lucas

After watching the final episode of the Star Wars prelude trilogy (finally), I would like to commend Geoge Lucas for his creativity & ability creating such an exciting & exotic universe. However I would only give his Revenge of the Sith 3.5 stars. DO NOT turn away from the movie by my poor rating. I strongly recommend the entire Star Wars 'sixology' to everyone, but I've my own personal reasons for the rating.

When asked to comment on the poor rating given by reviewers on all 3 episodes of his Star Wars Prelude, George Lucas just shrugged and said, "Well, people watching Star Wars (prelude) can be divided in to 2 groups, those over 30 and those below 30. Those over 30 don't really like it but young people like it a lot. Since most of the reviewers belong to the 'over 30' category, it doesn't really matter."

Being a Star Wars fan, I've great anticipation for the movie, especially after so many people saying that it's a great movie. However, after watching Revenge I didn't feel the kind of elation I feel after I watch a good (4-stars) movie, like A Beautiful Mind, Matrix etc. I just find it an average movie, despite exciting lightsaber duels & battles, exotic worlds, beautifully designed weapons and starships, ironic development of storyline (Anakin cause the death of the woman he loves by trying to save her), and I'm not yet 30. After some thinking, I know why.

The problem is: I'm a Star Wars fan! I know the story of Star Wars inside out. I knew Papatine is Darth Sidius. I knew the Jedi will be massacred. I knew Anakin will turned bad. That's the problem with making a prelude: people know the ending before watching the movie, so they are just watching for how it reach that ending. All the twists and turns have little effects on them. It's an uphill battle for the story teller. Lucas did a good job though for coming up with something that we didn't expect (the irony). I can imagine how good the movie for someone who I don't know what I knew. (Sadly the reviewers know as much as I do, so they gave the same rating as I gave :P)

One might wonder why Lucas prefered to make a prelude instead of a follow up? Well, as a hard-core Star Wars fan maybe I can answer for him. Because the original Star Wars story is so well-written, a dozen of writers like Kelvin J Anderson, Timothy Zahn's (to name the two I like best) had written dozens of novels which develop the story from just after Return of the Jedi, to 10+ years later, where Leia and Han Solo have 3 kids and growing up fast. And what do you do when you find it hard to write an extension? You write a prelude. Simple.

One seldom sees a story so well written that it inspired so many writers, programmers, toys companies etc. and being continued indefinitely. I can only think of a few universes that is comparable to the Star Wars universe, in terms of size and quality, Tokien's Middle Earth and X-Men universe. That's why I admire George Lucas. He's a genius. Those who haven't watched Star Wars should watch it.

 

PS. Here's one Star Wars inspired joke I copied from http://kennysia.com/. It's to demostrate that Star Wars is so good that it can even inspire stupid jokes like this. Haha, it's damn funny =P But be warned: it contains sexual explicit contents...  

 

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Imagine a female Yoda...

Girl Yoda: "Kenny sweetums. Horny I am. F**k me you must!"
Kenny: "Yes, master."

*Undress. Kenny mounts Yoda*

Girl Yoda: "Mmmmm.... Very nice that feels. Long lightsabre, you have!"
Kenny: "Thank you, master."
Girl Yoda: "Ooooh, f**k me harder my padawan! Use the Force! USE THE FORCE!"
Kenny: "Ohhh... Yes, master."
Girl Yoda: "Stop you must not! Cumming I am! CUMMING I AM!"
Kenny: "Hold on, master!"
Girl Yoda: "AAAAH!"

*BOOM! Yoda explodes*

Kenny: "Master?! MASTER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ramblings again...

The last entry's another essay that I can't help but copy wholesale from the book. That's because it's so well-written that I can never write as well as the author by rephrasing it. (Haha as if I'm better than the author in those articles I rephrased.) Anwz I feel that 101 Experiments in Philosophy of Everyday Life is really good and in fact this's the 2nd time I read it. Yup, the 2nd time. Tons of spare time nowadays. So I read books, reread books, write blog, play games, restart computer, watch movies lor. And occasionally engage in stupid activities like canoeing from Pasir Ris to Changi, which gave me backache and muscle aches all over (But it's fun lah =P), and driving a lousy pickup from SBS to Hall 12 a few hundred times to deliver tires for WSC. What's more stupid is that I'm doing the reverse process again later. Sianz... I'm a sai gang gia (sai gang gia n. 1. shit work lad)...

Sorry, I've digressed. Anwz currently short of good books to read, any books to recommend please feel free to recommend. Hmmm... now desparately short of movie khakis also...

(Imagine I've to ask my parents accompany me to watch Kingdom of Heaven! But strangely they found the movie more enjoyable than I do. Anwz why were the believers in the 2 religions which believe in God killing and butchering each other for The Kingdom of Heaven, ie. Jerusalem? And the most surprising part part is, they both claimed that it's in the name of God!!! Why huh???)

...paiseh, digressed again. Erm so anyone wants to watch movie pleassse call me leh. Haiz, sometimes I wonder maybe the more i ask pple to do something in my blog, the more pple refuse to do that thing. Eg. I asked pple to post comments and yet there's zero comment so far. So friends, wanna watch movie don't jio me ah!

 

Walk in the dark

Duration: a few seconds

Props: a dark room

Effect: disorientating

 

Suddenly it's pitch dark. Power cut, or sudden awakening, or attempt to avoid waking those who are asleep... The reason doesn't matter. You are walking in the dark. Preferbly without expecting to. No light to give your usual bearings as to obstacles and distances. With only your memory to guide you, you must cross a familiar room, your bedroom or your sitting room, in total darkness. What is worth exploring here are your moments of uncertainty. Your gropings seem to suggest that you don't know how to navigate the familiar space you've crossed a thousand times. how many steps are there between the bed and the door? Is there nothing between? Where's the arm of that chair? The corner of the bed? These reasuring places bristle suddenly with question marks.

The simplest movements become fraught with risk and perplexity. Worst of all, you can no longer judge distances. What you thought you knew, in the light, has become uncertain. Nothing is guaranteed. You stretch out your arms, thinking you're about to bump into something, touch the wall or brush past the doorframe... Nothing there. You keep groping in the void. Almost from the start, what invades you without your wholly realizing it is in fact the benightedess of ignorance. The darkness makes you stupid. It has thinkened your head and destroyed your bearings. Suddenly you bump into the corner of the chest of drawers. You hadn't imagined it was there. So you were completely wrong in your calculations. You were not where you thought you were. The chest has looed out of the darkness and struck you a calculated blow, high up on your thigh, just where it hurts most.

The absence of light skews all your estimations. It confuses your contours, and your body seems uncertain and at a loss. You can only move in limited fits and tiny starts. And yet, very little is actually missing from your picture of things. Known reality is still unmoved and in place. Nothing has budged, neither the objects nor the relations between them. Nevertheless, they have become incomprehensible. Distanced and vaguely menacing.

In the dark, the world is supposed to be 'the same' as in the light. But you have only to test this proposition to find that the world changes completely, depending on whether it's visible or not. What we call 'the world', 'reality', 'normal life' reposes inside a thin, easily disturbed stratum.

 

From 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life by Roger-pol Droit

 

 

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

'Achilles and the Tortoise' Paradox

This is an ancient paradox thought up by this wierd guy called Zeno, who lived circa 450 B.C., in Elea, Greek. Here it goes:

Achilles is to race the tortoise over 100m. Since Achilles can run 10 times faster than the tortoise, the tortoise is given a 10m head start. The race starts and Achilles set of in pursuit of the tortoise. In the time Achilles takes to cover the 10m to reach the point where the tortoise started, the tortoise covered 1m, and so is 1m ahead. By the time Achilles covered the extra 1m, the tortoise is 1/10 m ahead. And when Achilles reached that point, the tortoise is 1/100 m ahead, and so on, ad infinitum. Thus, the tortoise will be in the lead forever, albiet by smaller and smaller margins; and the great Achilles can never overtakes his opponent to win the race.

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Real life application of the above argument:

Suppose your mouse pointer is on the 'Back' button of your Internet Explorer and you wish to click on it get out of this irritating, mind-boggling page. You'll 1st of all need to half click the button. And to do that, you'll need to quarter click the page. And so on. In fact, before you can click on the button, you must make an infinite number of ever decreasing fraction clicks on the button.

And if you are sick of this button clicking business and wish close the Internet Explorer, you can't. Because in order to close the Internet Explorer, you've to move your mouse pointer to the 'X' button on the top right hand corner, and before you do that, you'll need to move your mouse pointer half way to the top right hand corner and so on. (Not to mention you still have to click on it. =P)

As Zeno pointed out all that time ago, you simply can't go through an infinity series of stages in a sadly all too finite amount of time. It's in fact, impossible to do anything - logically speaking.

Now try and click the back button. 

 

What's wrong with this argument?

 

From 101 Philosophy Problems by Martin Cohen

 

 

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Opening Ceremony

It has been exactly a month since this blog site's birthday on 14th Apr, and I'm opening it to friends today! 14th Apr... that's a special date... it's one day before my end of year exam! I think lots of blog sites are started during exam periods, since that's the time when they are most sianz. (Michelle, right? =) Anwz as the site's name implies, there's nothing much inside here, jus tons of 废话, so don't take it so seriously. Also, my ang mo buay siu (buay siu - adj. 1.cannot swim 2.cannot make it) one, pardon me for my bad english k?

 

Let me now introduce you to the different sections of my blogs.  

 

Do not enter - You have been warned. This's where I put my rubbish writings. Okok, I admit everything in this site is rubbish, but well, some rubbish is more rubbish than the others, and this's where I put the most rubbish of the rubbish. For a taste of what's inside, this entry is placed under this category. My estimate is that people wont stay for more than 30 seconds inside. Enter at your own risk.  

 

art /a:t/ n  the expression of creativity - This is where I put some nice pictures and music, articles regarding visual arts, music, movies, magic, architecture, design and so on. Currently nothing much inside, and it's mostly for my own reference. Pop by if you have time.

 

Makan for thought - Some articles that stimulates you intellectually and spritually. Almost all copied from somewhere, and because I copied too much le so this site is opened to friends only. (I've been wondering: copy say copy lah, why use such a chim word like plagiarize?)Anwz the contents inside is quite interesting, I think.

 

My views on... - Here's where I write my views on politics, current affairs, philosophies etc etc, ie. anything under the sun, rubbish mostly. And as I've said, don't take it too seriously.

 

放我出去 - exit to some less rubbish, less crazy blog sites, mostly my friends' and juniors'. Mostly for my own use, when I'm tramatised of my own site. To owners of those blogs which links are put here, you won't mind right? If you mind tell me, I'll take away the link. 

 

Nothing much to say le. Anwz I imagined this site to be a external harddisk for my brain, something like the device (what's its name?) used by Professor Dumbledore to put his extra thoughts, knowledge and memory in Harry Potter. This blog site is not like a normal blogsite where people penned down their feelings & thought everyday. I only write when there's something to write (or copy). So I suggest that you read the entries according the categories. And some of the entries are for my own future reference. All in all, welcome to have a look inside. Give some comments k?

 

Have a nice day!

 


 

Friday, May 13, 2005

The Unexpected Exam

One day, the Chinese Cinema class were told that they were to have a test on what they have learnt so far this term, particularly theories used to analyse 少林足球. "So when is the test?" one of the student asked.

Teacher replied, "That's up to me. I may have it at any point between now and the end of the term. However, when I do have the test it'll be a surprise!"

After school, Min and Xin were discussing the bad news. Xin was very worried. However Min said," Don't worry Xin, I think the teacher is having a bit of joke at our expense - you see, I don't think there can be a test!"

 

What reason did Min give?

 

 

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There's a flawless reasoning behind Min's belief. She explained that the test cannot be held on the last day of the term, since by then the class will know that it must going to be held and thus, not a surprise. "That's great," said Xin sarcastically. "So it's any day between now and the second last day of the term then."

Min explained patiently,"It can't be the second last day of the term either, because if it can't be on the last day, by the night before second last day we'll know the test is going to be on the second last day. Thus, it can't be on the second last day either!"

 Xin got it now, "Nor the third to last day, nor the fourth - nor any day! Haha!"

 

PS. They don't tell the others, who spend ages trying to memorise the theories to analyse 少林足球 and other movies like 功夫, much to Min and Xin's secret amusement. Then one day, just 4 weeks after the original announcement, the teacher came in and announced the test.

"You can't do this!", said Min.

"Why not?", replied the teacher, surprised.

"Because it's got to be the surprise - and you can only hold the test when we're not expecting it!"

"Yes, but Min, you're not expecting it wat." said the teacher.

 

PPS. There's no flaw in Min's reasoning, each step and the conclusion is correct. However, unfortunate for students everywhere, it just doesn't work in reality.

 

Adapted from 101 Philosophy Problems by Martin Cohen

 

 

The Hanging Judge

Here's an ancient puzzle that is quite interesting. It's solvable, try not to look at the answer. It goes like this: 

Now Judge Dread had had many disagreeable before him, but this one, who styled himself 'the Philosopher', is particularly annoying. Dread says:

"You have been found guilty of being a crook and a swindler and repeatedly lying to the court to save your wretched skin. Well, justice has caught up with you now, my friend. The sentence is..." *drum roll* "...Death by Hanging."

"...HOWEVER, as I'm a magnanimous Judge, ahem, I shall give you one more opportunity to learn the value of truth. If, on the day of your execution, you sign a statement making one true declaration, the sentence will be commuted to ten years imprisonment. If, on the other hand, your statement is false, the sentence will be carried out immediately."

At this the jury applaud at the severity of the sentence and everybody is pleased to to see such a villain get a heavy sentence, coupled with the humiliating public true declaration. But strangely, the Philosopher just smirks back as he is led away to Death Row.

The day of execution arrived and the crook, beaming, signs a declaration which is handed to Dread who read it with growing bewilderment. Then, snarling, he crumples it and orders the Philosopher be released, with no penalty whatsoever to be imposed.

 

What could the prisoner have said in the statement to have saved himself?

 

 

 

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This's similar to the 'All Men Are Liars' (said by a man) type of paradox. The Philosopher just have to say, "I'll be hanged." Then he can't be executed (since the statement is true) or sent to prison (since the statement is false). Think about it.

 

From 101 Philosophy Problems by Martin Cohen

 

 

Religions (Post Scripts)

PS. With regards to 'Join Christianity or you go to HELL!' statement, some may say that's because we have sinned, and only if you believe in Jesus that you'll be pardoned. Fine, I admit I've sinned. But according to Christian belief, even new-borned babies are sinned. Why? Great, now everyone is sinned so everyone has to join Christianity so as not to go to hell, even babies. I can only see 3 rationale for this: 1) Head of Church came up with this thinking (slogan) to encourage (threaten) people to join Christianity. I can imagine it worked very well to uneducated mass in ancient times. I don't mean the pastors are delibrately cheating us in present day. I believe they've absolute faith in the truthfullness of the statement (Take note of the word 'faith'). But that doesn't make it true. 2) It makes it easier for Christians to deal with deaths, of themselves and of relatives. True, it's more comforting to think one goes heaven when one pass on, but that doesn't make it true either. In this case though, it doesn't matter. 3) It's true.

Somehow, I feel that case 1) is more likely. Just a personal opinion.

 

PPS. No offence meant to anyone believing in any of the religions mention above. I'm just expressing my opinions & doubts. Anyone with comments or answers please tell me. I'm interested.

 

 

Religions (Part 2)

We've came to Christianity. Here I would like to quote from Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1979) , which was copied from XiaXue's site:

 

"The Babel fish," said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quietly, "is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. (......) The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.

 

"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof for the nonexistance of God.

 

"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

 

" 'But,' says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It would not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

 

" 'Oh dear,' said God, "I haven't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

 

Frankly speaking, there's no other religion that requires more 'faith' than Christianity. 'Join Christianity or you go to HELL!' Not that I'm not sympathetic towards the sufferings Jesus underwent for us, not that I'm sure that God doesn't exist (I'm neutral), but I think it'll take quite a lot for me to believe that go to hell thing.

 

Anwz, assuming God exists and He did pass words to his messengers, isn't possible for those messengers, or people who listened to those messengers, to misinterpret His messages? Afterall, it has proven on a several instances that people's interpretation of His messages is wrong. Sun doesn't revolves around Earth. Earth wasn't created just a few thousand years ago. If not for the church, Copernicus and Dawin won't have such a hard time.

 

And this leads to my next question: if it's possible for people to misinterpret God's messages, is it possible for people to delibrately misinterpret God's messages? Or even, put words into God's mouth and said that God declared this and this?? If not, why are there witch hunts, where women deemed as witches (note: some may be innocent) were burnt at stake? Was our almighty God so tulan with these mere mortal women that they've to be treated so cruelly? (Isn't God all forgiving? Or He has some 'higher plan' for them?) Or was some people (head of the church probably) just psychotic? What about wars 'in God's name'? Doesn't God tells us to love our enemies? And if I didn't remember wrongly, doesn't 1 of the 10 commandments tells us that 'Thou shall not kill'?

 

Must we have faith in everything people say God says? Remember: faith = believe blindly.

 

In my opinion, religions started out good, but has been misinterpreted/corrupted by people as times goes on. Now, it's just a source of power for those who control the faithful masses who believed in the religion. What I feel is, believe in or join whatever religion you want, but do not believe blindly. For me myself, I only believe in one 'religion': I won't even join any religion. Instead, I will just adopt useful teachings from all religions. With regard to any teachings that's threatening and illogical, I'll jus f it and go to sleep (睡教).

 

 

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Religions (Part 1)

I'm writing this entry partly because I've wanted to pen down my religious (or non-religious) thoughts for a long time, and also partly because I felt some 共鸣 after reading XiaXue's entry on Christianity. As far as I can remember, I don't have good opinions on religions ever since I was young. I remember I even made a girl to throw away her Buddha pendent when I was in kindergarden. Haha 我这么小就做孽了! =P Anwz here are my doubts on the 3 major religions, namely Taoism, Buddism and Christianity. (Islam is out of the question coz I'm slightly racist.)

 

I admit I dunno much about Taoism, I just know that it evolves from 老庄's teaching. 老庄 advocate 'be one with nature', but it seems to me that rituals that the Tao priests do are so unnatural, so... fake. How is it that a religion can deviate so much from some famous sages' teaching and claim that it's based on their teaching? Is it brand name or something?

 

Buddism. Of the three religions, I most incline towards Buddism's school of thought. However, I'm sceptical on the religion itself. Buddha's teaching told us that everything keeps changing (诸行无常), therefore realise that everything is just mirage (虚幻); We must put away material & emotional wants & needs (四大皆空), & most importantly, the concept of 'self' (诸法无我). Once we achieve these, we'll attain an enlightened / happy state, ie. nirvana (涅磐寂静 - the second word is spelt wrongly, it shld be 木 instead of 石). This's the aim of the religion. However, how come we can see monks driving Mercedes? Maybe they are so enlightened that Merz means nothing to them. It's just a form of transport.

 

Bullshit.

 

(To be continued...)

 

 

Xiaxue's blog

Just visited S'pore's most popular blog site after it being featured in ZaoBao. Well, this girl's writing style is 俗气, with lots of f-words & others, but it's highly entertaining and funny, reminding me of Liang Zhi Qiang's style of humour - she made us, as a Singaporean, laugh at ourselves. I love this quote from her blog:"Tokien can't be more long-winded than me." (For those who have read Lord of the Rings before, you'll understand how longwinded Tokien is) Seems like she's quite well-read, 不愧是 RV student.  For those who haven't heard of her site, go have a look: http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com

PS. Her entry on entry on phone sex is damn funny, but feminists are going to protest! =P

 

 

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Days after 3 May 2005

Ramblings again...

Read a book on Feng Shui recently (haha me too bo liao le...), it mentioned, '...for a person to be healthy, Yin & Yang must be balanced in the body. For a person to live comfortably in a house, Yin & Yang must also be balanced in the house... '  

I guess this balance applies to life also, & my e has never been more balanced after exams.

Ktv on Wed, housework on Thurs (balanced between fun & not fun)

Read story books, watch VCDs at home on Thurs,  play SIMS 2 in hall on Fri (balanced between entertainments)

Celebrate Mother's Day on Sunday morning, went back hall on Sunday night (balanced between family & friends)

Went GE lesson on Monday morning, play game and chess training on Monday afternoon (balanced betwen school work & games)

Hall & Home (balanced between autonomy & dictatorship)

Life is good.

A synonym for 'balance' is 'equilibrium' - a state where things refused to change.

 

 

Saturday, April 30, 2005

My favourites...

Fav lyricist: Liang Wen Fu


Fav singer: Sammi Cheng


Fav colours: Blue, Yellow (Recent addition, because of my fav school) 


Fav brand of cards: Bicycle Rider Back  ($5 per deck!), Bee (also not bad)


Fav drink: Red Bull


Fav magazines: Discover, Graphis


Fav subject: Computing, Chinese Tradition


Fav numbers: 60, 27  (My fav classes in my fav sch)


Fav presents: Things that are beautiful, creative &/or stimulating intellectually (no puzzles pls)


Fav artist: M C Escher


Fav actors: Tony Leung, Andy Lau


Fav actresses: Maggie Cheung, Cecelia Cheung, Li Xin Jie (Recent addition) 


(These 4 are the most charismatic actors/actresses ever!)


Fav share: SMRT


Fav magicians: David Blaine, Daryl  (I like their style)


Fav animation: Naruto  (Must watch!), Initial D


Fav art film director: Wong Kar Wai


Fav popular film director: Lau Wai Keong (for his Infernal Affairs)


Fav games: Dungeon Keeper, Warcraft


Fav story book authors: Paulo Coelho (Alchemist), Jostein Gaarder (Best known for Sophie's World, but his best work is Solitare Mystery), J K Rowling (Harry Potter) 


EVERY book by them is GOOD! Read their books!


Fav science fiction authors: Authur C. Clake (Space Odyssey 2001), Issac Asimov (Robot series & Foundation series)


Fav fantasy authors: Joe Dever (Lone Wolf ~ who got Lone Wolf novel bk 1 & 2 ?), Raymond E Fiest (Magician)


Fav modern fiction authors: Michael Critchton (Jurrassic Park), Kelvin J Anderson


Fav nonsense story author: Douglas Adam (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ~ movie out soon!)  


Fav classic fiction author: George Orwell (1984)


Fav self help books: Magic of Thinking Big, Rich Dad Poor Dad 


 

Friday, April 29, 2005

Warrior of the light, assemble! (Part 4)

"A warrior trusts other people because, first and forewmost, he trusts himself."

 

"The warrior of light knows how to lose. He knows that no one wins all the time and he knows how to distinguish his successes from his failures."

 

"When somebody wants something, the whole Universe conspires in their favour. The Universe does not judge; it conspires in favour of what we want. That's why the warrior has the courage to look into dark places of his soul in order to ensure that he's not asking for the wrong things. And he's always very careful about what he thinks."

 

"A warrior of light has no regret, because regrets can kill. He humbles himself and undoes the wrong he has done."

 

The warrior of light concentrates on small miracles of daily life. He does all he can to maintain his good humour in moments of crisis. The world is, after all, doing its best to help him, even though everything around him seems to be saying the opposite."

 

 

$100 dollar note scam

In view of the rising number of con-men who use uninnovative, old-fashion methods such as magic stones & apples to cheat innocent old men/women, & in response to government's "BE CREATIVE!" slogan, I'd like to introduce one highly entertaining & interesting way of earning extra illegal bucks to those uninnovative, old-fashion con-men, and aspiring con-man/woman like you =) However, this scam does need quite a bit of knowledge of sleight of hand, so my advice to you is: give up. If you can still manage to put up with my crap so far, you deserve a pat on the back. =P

Btw, this method isn't used to cheat innocent old men/women, it's used to cheat innocent bartenders. First, you need to find a bar that's quite busy, but not that busy. Then the bar must have 2 bartenders who are standing quite far apart but sharing 1 cash register. Now, you can start to do your 'stuff'.

You do some magic tricks to attract the attention of some crowd and 1 of the bartenders at one end of the bar. Once you get the bartender's attention, fun starts. Now take out a $100 dollar note and ask him to sign on it using a pen or marker  (This step is important!). After he return the note to you, do some hocus pocus and 'vanish' the note right in front of his eyes!

(Haha there's only one device capable of doing this, see if you're smart enough to think of what's it. Feel free to tell me what you think.) 

While he's still in shock of what you've done, quickly pass the $100 dollar note to your confederate, secretly of course. Now your friend will walk over to the other end of the bar & order a $5 dollar drink from the other bartender, paying with the $100 note (with the signature face down). This bartender will keep the $100 note in the cash register & give your friend his $95 change and his drink, who will then walk away (made his escape!).

In the meanwhile, you wait patiently for the bartender to calm down and ask the inevitable question, "Where did it go??!" There you smile and point at his cash register. Imagine the shock he feels when he find his signed dollar note inside his cash register!

After he return you your $100 dollar note, you can count your earnings with your friend - the $100 still intact, the $95 change, and a $5 drink for you & your friend's hardwork. Imagine the 3rd shock the poor bartender feels that night when he close shop and count the money in his cash register! =P

Disclaimer: If anyone get caught using this method, pls don't blame me. I did ask you to give up, remember?

 

Adapted from Mysterious Stranger by David Blaine

 

 

Warrior of the light, assemble! (Part 3)

"A warrior of light always keep his heart free of any feelings of hatred. He accepts that his opponents are there to test his valour, his persestence, his ability to make decisions. They force him to fight for his dreams."

 

"The warrior hears someone say: ' I need to understand everything before I can make a decision. I want to have the freedom to change my mind." The warrior is free. But he knows that an open oven bakes no bread."

 

"The warrior of light behave like a child. He remain in touch with God through his innocence and joy, without ever losing sight of his mission."

 

"The Latin root of the word 'responsibility' reveals its true meaning: the capacity to respond, to react. A responsible warrior is not someone who takes the weight of the world on his shoulders, but someone who has learn to deal with the challenges of the moment."

 

"The warrior of light never falls into the trap of that word 'freedom'.A warrior of light is always committed. He's the slave of his dream and free to act."